GOBSTOPPER 🍭
Top Tier Smokes Only | Hybrid 🌿 | Very Potent ⭐️ | Exotic Quality 🔥
🚨 VERY LIMITED ONE-TIME DROP — DON’T MISS THIS. 🚨
THE STRAIN THEY’LL BE TALKING ABOUT.
Coming straight outta our exclusive Cali exotic farm, Gobstopper is that rare-batch, top-shelf hybrid built for the real smokers. This one ain’t your everyday pickup — it’s a true connoisseur drop, with only a handful of pounds released and no guarantee it’s ever coming back.
You want fire? You’re looking at huge, dense, trichome-blasted buds in vibrant shades of deep purple, neon green, and orange, coated like they’ve been dipped in sugar.
You want flavor? Think straight-up grape candy, sweet berry, a touch of citrus, and a loud, creamy finish — straight terp overload that fills the room before you even break it up.
You want potency? Yeah, this hybrid hits. Hard. Cerebral lift, heavy-body melt, mood elevation — all in one clean, flavorful rip.
If you’re serious about smoking Top Tier, Gobstopper is your no-brainer pick. We’re talking exotic flavor, premium structure, and high-potency effects — no mids, no misses.
🔥 STRAIN STATS:
Type: Hybrid (Balanced, slightly indica-leaning)
TOTAL: 29.52%
Lineage: Purple Urkle x Candy Genetics
Flavor Profile: Grape Candy, Berries, Sweet Citrus, Creamy Earth
Aroma: Loud and sweet — think candy store with a diesel twist
Batch Size: Extremely Limited (1x drop, few pounds only)
🌈 BUD STRUCTURE & VISUALS
Gobstopper doesn’t just hit, it looks the part.
Colossal, sticky nuggets that sparkle with diamond-dense trichomes
Wild color spectrum: Royal purples, electric greens, fiery orange hairs
Picture-perfect bag appeal — it screams exotic
🚀 EFFECTS PROFILE
Gobstopper’s hybrid high gives you the best of both worlds. It starts with that euphoric, uplifted head high, sparking creativity, mood, and social vibes. Then it slides into a smooth, relaxing body melt that eases tension without knocking you out.
Perfect for:
Chilling without couchlock
Late afternoon & evening hangs
Social smoke sessions
Creative flows or vibey playlists
Expect to feel: ✅ Euphoric
✅ Relaxed
✅ Mellow
✅ Giggly / Talkative
✅ Zenned out, not zoned out
💬 REAL ONES KNOW…
“This is that candy gas. You open the bag and it’s over — everyone wants to know what it is.”
— Dustin N, Verified Buyer
“The best Top Tier drop I’ve grabbed this year. Flavor 🔥 Bag appeal 🔥 High 🔥. I’m on my second oz.”
— Dom T; VIP Member
⏳ DON’T SLEEP ON THIS DROP.
We only grew a few small batches, and once this one-time release is gone — that’s it. No restocks. No re-runs. If you’ve been watching for Top Tier exclusives, Gobstopper is the one to jump on.
👉 Ideal for:
🔥 Daily smokers who want exotic-level flower
🔥 Collectors looking for rare genetics
🔥 Anyone who appreciates loud terps and boutique batches
🔥 People who want to flex with something real-deal limited
💥 ADD TO CART WHILE IT’S STILL HERE.
Gobstopper won’t be on the shelf long — grab yours before it’s gone.
One of our hardest-hitting, loudest, and best-tasting hybrids TOP TIER yet. If you know, you know.
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