{"product_id":"cola-zlurpee-boutique-exotics-flower-34-on-sale","title":"Candy Gelato | Boutique Exotics | Flower | 31% | On Sale","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eCANDY GELATO\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBoutique Tier Exotics\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eON SALE PRICING - MEMBERS ONLY\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHybrid\/Indica\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTesting: 31.34%\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eStrain Cross: \u003cem\u003eBlue Oreoz x Cotton Candy Gelato\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOrganic Indoor Grown Living Soil - Local Diesel Farm\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSuper Soft Fresh Sticky Perfectly Cured Buds\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFrosted Heavy Very Iced Out With Trichomes\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePeel Apart Freshness Buds Stick To Your Fingers\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLoud Flavor Terps \u0026amp; Aroma | Straight Candy Skunk Pack\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLoud Smell: Skunky Sweet Candy Stank\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eONE TIME DROP - INDOOR EXOTICS - DISCOUNTED PRICE POINT\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eON SALE - DISCOUNTED PRICE: \u003cem\u003eGrab 28g for only $200 before any discount codes use code \"FLOWER\" at checkout and knock an extra 20% OFF making it only $160 for an OZ or cheaper if you grab more at a time!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMEMBERS-ONLY EXOTIC DEAL OF THE MONTH\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIf you're looking for the perfect combination of \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eloud candy terps, ridiculous frost, insane freshness, and unbeatable pricing\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, stop scrolling.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCandy Gelato\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e is one of those rare strains that checks every box. Exotic genetics, beautiful bag appeal, sticky trichome-rich buds, loud flavor, and a price point that honestly shouldn't exist for flower of this quality.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCreated from the flavorful cross of \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBlue Oreoz x Cotton Candy Gelato\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, this Hybrid\/Indica powerhouse tests at an impressive \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e31.34% THC\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e and delivers everything modern exotic smokers are searching for. Grown organically indoors in living soil at our Local Diesel Farm, this batch was cultivated specifically to maximize terpene production, resin output, and overall flower quality.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe first thing you'll notice is the appearance.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThese buds are absolutely drenched in trichomes. Thick layers of sparkling crystal frost cover every surface, giving the flower an iced-out appearance that immediately stands out in the jar. Underneath the blanket of resin you'll find beautifully colored buds with incredible structure and density while still maintaining that soft, fresh texture that premium indoor flower should have.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePick up a nug and you'll instantly feel the difference.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe cure on this batch is exactly where it should be. Soft. Fresh. Sticky. Resin-rich.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBreak apart a bud and you'll watch the flower slowly peel apart while fresh trichomes stretch between your fingertips. The buds practically stick to your hands and leave behind a thick layer of resin that lets you know immediately you're dealing with top-shelf indoor flower.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🍭 STRAIGHT CANDY SKUNK PACK TERPS 🍭\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe aroma is where Candy Gelato truly shines.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOpen the jar and you're greeted by a wave of sweet candy funk backed by a loud skunky punch that instantly fills the room. The sweetness from the Cotton Candy Gelato genetics blends perfectly with the deeper exotic notes from Blue Oreoz, creating a terpene profile that is both dessert-like and aggressively loud at the same time.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis isn't subtle flower.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis is the type of pack people smell from across the room.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eExpect rich candy sweetness, sugary undertones, skunky funk, and a lingering exotic aroma that keeps getting louder the more the buds are broken apart.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003e❄️ EXOTIC QUALITY WITHOUT THE EXOTIC PRICE ❄️\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhile many strains testing over 30% THC are sold at premium exotic pricing, we're giving members access to this indoor exotic harvest at one of the best flower deals we've offered all year.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis is genuine boutique-quality flower grown with care, cured properly, loaded with trichomes, and packed with loud terps — all at a heavily discounted members-only price point.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🔥 WHY CANDY GELATO STANDS OUT\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✔ 31.34% THC Testing\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✔ Blue Oreoz x Cotton Candy Gelato Genetics\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✔ Organic Indoor Living Soil Grown\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✔ Heavy Trichome Coverage Throughout\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✔ Soft, Fresh \u0026amp; Perfectly Cured Buds\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✔ Extremely Sticky Resin Production\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✔ Loud Candy \u0026amp; Skunky Terpene Profile\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✔ Exotic-Level Bag Appeal\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✔ Hybrid\/Indica Effects\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✔ Limited One-Time Indoor Harvest\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch1\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🚨 MEMBERS ONLY DEAL 🚨\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eON SALE NOW\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🔥 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e28 Grams Only $200 Before Discounts\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eUse coupon code:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFLOWER\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnd take an additional \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e20% OFF\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e at checkout.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThat drops your ounce down to only:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003e💥 $160 PER OUNCE 💥\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnd if you're stocking up with larger quantities, your price gets even better.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFinding true indoor living-soil exotic flower with this level of freshness, terpene content, frost coverage, and THC testing at this price point is almost unheard of.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003e⚠️ ONE-TIME DROP — NO RESTOCKS\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOnce this batch is gone, it's gone.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis is a limited indoor exotic release available only while supplies last. 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