CHIMERA — BOUTIQUE EXOTIC • MEMBERS-ONLY • ONE-TIME DROP 🔥
Step into the mythical tier of flower—CHIMERA, a Boutique Exotic masterpiece reserved exclusively for our loyal Members and discounted down so low it almost makes no sense. This is the type of elite, icy, candy-skunk boutique bud you only see once in a blue moon… and when it lands, it sells out instantly.
🌪️ CHIMERA — Boutique Tier Exotics
MEMBERS ONLY SALE PRICING — EXTREMELY DISCOUNTED
Hybrid
Testing: 25.47% Total Cannabinoids
Strain Genetics: The Creature x White Truffle
One-Time Members Only Special Drop | Limited AF | Ultra Iced Out Frost Monster
❄️ THE LOOK — GLACIER-COATED MONSTER BUDS
CHIMERA comes in swinging with massive long buds shaped like old-school Gorilla Glue spears — except these are WAY more exotic and WAY more frosted.
Every nug is:
✨ Super iced out with sparkling trichome heads
🔥 Vibrant neon orange hairs wrapping around the body
💜 Purple sprinkles & leaf tips swirling between the frost
🌋 Foxtailing tips & wild structure that scream true boutique genetics
You can actually see the resin buildup layering the bud like a winter storm. Break it open and the inside glows with amber tones, bright purple streaks, and sticky crystalline resin.
This is EXACTLY how Chimera is supposed to look—top-tier craft-grown exotic quality, no shortcuts.
👃 THE SMELL — SWEET AMBERY CANDY SKUNK
Crack the jar and you’re instantly hit with:
🍬 Sweet candy amber
🔥 Gassy OG skunk diesel undertones
🌿 A soft whisper of exotic earth + White Truffle funk
The smell is LOUD—the type of loud that fills a car, a room, and then the hallway outside the room. A truly unique terpene profile you won’t find anywhere else.
🧬 THE EFFECT — MYTHICAL HYBRID BALANCE
Because CHIMERA comes from The Creature x White Truffle, the effects are:
Heavy-hitting yet clean
Relaxing but not couch-locking
Euphoric + creative
Smooth, flavorful, and long-lasting
A perfect hybrid that feels luxurious, refined, and premium exotic through and through.
🔥 MEMBERS-ONLY PRICE DROP — ABSURDLY LOW
For NO REASON AT ALL (other than showing love to our loyal supporters)…
we decided to drop CHIMERA as a special Members-Only discount release at a massively lowered price point.
💥 This is Boutique Exotic quality at a price that should NOT exist.
💥 And yes—you can STILL use codes like "FLOWER" to take 20% OFF.
This is the kind of deal that sold out in 48 hours last time.
This time, with how insane the quality is?
It might not even make it 24.
🚨 LIMITED MEMBERS DROP — WILL SELL OUT FAST
There is NO restock,
NO backup batch. No new harvest.
This is a true one-time harvest, hand-selected, cured perfect, and discounted purely as a THANK YOU to the Diesel Dispensary family.
If you love:
✔️ Iced-out boutique exotics
✔️ Candy-sweet skunk funk
✔️ Long resin-soaked buds
✔️ Rare genetics
✔️ Huge savings on top-tier fire
CHIMERA is the one you CANNOT miss.
🔥 ADD TO CART BEFORE IT’S GONE.
🔥 MEMBERS ONLY. SPECIAL PRICING. ONE-TIME HARVEST.
