Slurpee | Top Tier | Flower

SLURPEE

Top Tier

Hybrid

Testing: 27.67%

Frosty, Funky, Exotic

Super Hairy & Unique

Exotic Indoor Gas
Limited One Time Drop

Craft Cali Farm

 

🥤 Slurpee – Ice Cold Gas Meets Berry Sweetness 🍇⛽️

Get ready for one of the coldest, freshest exotics we’ve dropped in a minute. Slurpee is a Boutique Tier hybrid crafted with precision indoor care, now available at Top Tier pricing for real heads who demand the perfect cure, heavy frost, and explosive flavor.

This isn’t just another flower — this is a head-turning, jaw-dropping exotic that will leave you asking why you didn’t grab more while you could. Once this small-batch harvest is gone, it’s gone forever. 

 

🌿 Bud Structure & Appearance

Frosty AF: Each nug looks like it’s been dipped in ice crystals — trichomes shine so hard they practically glow under any light. 💎

Colorway: Vibrant green foundation with subtle purples and fiery orange hairs woven throughout.

Perfect Cure: Break it down and watch it fall apart effortlessly in your hands — spongy, sticky, and resin-packed.

Freshness Level: Melt-in-your-fingers type freshness that screams boutique indoor care. 🌱

 

👃 Aroma – Funky Gas Meets Berry Sweet

The nose on this strain is loud enough to announce itself before you even crack the bag.

Primary Notes: Gassy, skunky diesel funk that hits sharp and heavy.

Undertones: A sweet berry twist on the back end — think mixed-berry syrup poured over a tank of fuel. 🍓🍇⛽️

Overall Vibe: A balance of funky and fruity that screams exotic.

 

👅 Flavor Profile

Light it up, and you’ll see why Slurpee is on boutique-level hype status:

Inhale: Smooth, sweet, berry-like flavor with icy undertones.

Exhale: Gassy, earthy funk that coats the mouth and lingers.

Aftertaste: A candy-gas mix that keeps you coming back for another pull.

Every hit is like sipping on a frozen berry slush spiked with jet fuel. 🥤💨

 

🧠 Effects – Balanced Hybrid Perfection

Slurpee doesn’t just look and smell incredible — it hits exactly how you want a boutique hybrid to hit:

Immediate Head Lift: Euphoric, happy, and lightly energizing. ☀️

Body Buzz: Melts into a deep, relaxing body effect that never fully sedates. 🛋️

Best For: Creative vibes, social sessions, late-night hangs, or just chilling with music on blast. 🎶

Potency: At 27.67% total cannabinoids, this strain smacks hard without overwhelming the experience — heavy but smooth, strong yet balanced.

 

💥 Why Slurpee Is A Must-Cop

❄️ Super Exotic – Boutique Indoor Quality

💎 Frosted, trichome-packed buds that shine

🍇 Berry-sweet gassy terps that are LOUD

🔥 27.67% Cannabinoids – Serious Top Tier potency

🥶 Amazing cure – fluffy, sticky, fresh AF

🛑 Limited Drop – Won’t Last Long

 

⚠️ Limited Availability – Don’t Sleep

Slurpee is a one-time harvest from one of our most exclusive indoor farms. We don’t expect this batch to last longer than a week. If you want the real boutique exotic experience at Top Tier pricing, this is it.

🛒 Slurpee – The Frozen Gas You Didn’t Know You Needed. Grab it now before it melts away. 🥤🔥

 

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