🔥 LONDON JEALOUSY — BOUTIQUE TIER
Jealousy x London Pound Cake • Organic Cali Indoor • One-Time Harvest
Prepare yourself — London Jealousy is one of the coldest, frostiest, most unique indica exotics we’ve ever carried. A true Boutique Tier masterpiece combining two legendary strains into one insanely sticky, bakery-sweet, iced-out powerhouse. This is the definition of premium indoor craft cannabis — small batch, organically grown, perfectly cured, and ridiculously photogenic.
A rare, single-harvest, limited-release exotic that you will NOT see again.
🔥 GENETICS — JEALOUSY × LONDON POUND CAKE
Two monster strains, each known for loud terps, deep purples, and heavy indica effects, come together to create something truly special.
Jealousy brings the funky sweetness, resin production, and heavy potency.
London Pound Cake brings the bakery sweetness, purple coloration, and dense frosting.
The result?
LONDON JEALOUSY — a stunning indica with elite bag appeal and top-tier flavor.
🔥 APPEARANCE — ICEY, BRIGHT, PURPLE-PINK MASTERPIECE
This strain looks like it stepped straight out of a high-end photography set. These buds are beautiful, unique, and visually unreal:
Super bright, white, ice-coated buds
Purple and pink hues woven throughout the flower
Heavy trichome saturation that leaves your fingers glossy
Soft, fluffy, foxtailing structure — not dense rocks, but organic, airy, perfectly grown nugs
Sticky resin strings pulling off your fingers as you squeeze
Big, fluffy, multicolored exotic buds that break apart like warm cotton candy
This is elite Boutique Tier bag appeal — the kind of bud that stops you mid-scroll.
🔥 TERPS & AROMA — SWEET, SKUNKY, BAKERY GAS
The terp profile is LOUD. Insanely loud.
Open the bag and you get a full wave of:
Sweet cake frosting
Skunky bakery funk
Creamy dessert gas
Hints of punchy fruit
A warm sugary aroma from the Pound Cake lineage
A deep Jealousy-style sweet skunk finish
It smells like someone baked a fruit-filled cake inside a grow room — sweet, funky, creamy, and unforgettable.
🔥 TEXTURE & CURE — SUPER SOFT, SUPER STICKY, PERFECT
London Jealousy is cured to absolute perfection:
Soft and fluffy but surprisingly dense inside
Foxtailing, organic-grown shape you never see in commercial cannabis
Buds peel apart, not crumble apart
Resin literally strings off your fingers
Fresh, sticky, aromatic, terp-heavy cure
This is what handcrafted indoor flower should feel like — soft, vibrant, and alive with terps.
🔥 EFFECTS — INDICA POWER WITH A SMOOTH, DREAMY HIGH
Testing between 26.85% and 30.01%, this strain delivers:
Deep indica relaxation
A warm, calming body buzz
Euphoric, dreamy head effects
A slow-melting, long-lasting high
Perfect for nighttime, chilling, unwinding, or sinking into a great vibe
Strong, clean, heavy, and flavorful — everything an indica lover wants.
🔥 SMALL-BATCH ORGANIC CALI INDOOR — NOT COMMERCIAL
This strain is:
100% organic grown
Cultivated in small indoor rooms
From our famous Cali craft farm
Hand-trimmed
Single one-time harvest
Zero commercial mass production
You will NOT find buds like this on corporate shelves. This is artisan cannabis.
🔥 EXTREMELY LIMITED — A RARE BOUTIQUE DROP
We only secured a tiny amount — just a couple pounds.
Once it’s sold out, it’s gone forever.
No restock.
No second round.
No more harvests.
This is a rare strain that collectors, indica lovers, and exotic hunters will jump on instantly.
🔥 FINAL WORD — A MUST-BUY FOR EXOTIC LOVERS
London Jealousy checks every single box for a Boutique Tier exotic:
✔ Loud, sweet bakery/skunk terps
✔ Extremely iced-out frosting
✔ Purple-pink colorway
✔ Organic-grown small batch
✔ Powerful indica effects
✔ One-time limited harvest
✔ Eye-catching bag appeal
✔ Sticky, foxtailing, unique structure
If you want some of the best-looking, best-smelling, and best-grown flower on the site, this is the pick.
Do NOT miss this drop — London Jealousy will be gone fast.
