Diesel's Funk | First Cut Exotics | Flower | 31%

DIESEL'S FUNK

First Cut Exclusive Exotics

Hybird

Testing: 31% - 33%

Strain Cross: Sour Diesel x GMO x Jet Fuel Gelato

Limited Small Batch Drop

Indoor Grown In House Local Diesel Farm

High Grade Indoor Super Exotics

Funky Icey Frosty Fresh Purple White Orange Buds

Sticky Iced Out Bright Vibrant Colorful Buds

Purple White Colorway With Popping Orange Hairs

In-House Bred Unique Strain Grown By Diesel Team

Perfect Cure Stick To Your Fingers Melt In Your Hands

LOUD SMELL: Funky Gassy Skunky Stank

DIESEL'S CHOICE - AWARD WINNING STRAIN

Very Limited One Time Harvest Rare Drop Will Not Last Long - One Time Single In-House Grown Harvest We May Not Have Again - Rare Unique Strain

This is our crown jewel.
DIESEL’S FUNK isn’t just another exotic — it’s a statement strain, bred, grown, and perfected entirely in-house by the Diesel team. This is Diesel’s Choice, an award-winning, first-cut exclusive that represents everything our Super Exotic tier stands for: power, funk, frost, and flawless execution.

If you love real gas, funky GMO stank, and icy Sour Diesel pressure, this is the one.

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🧬 NEXT-GEN GENETICS | OLD-SCHOOL GAS ROOTS

DIESEL’S FUNK is a new-age super strain created by stacking legends on top of legends:

Sour Diesel x GMO x Jet Fuel Gelato

Think First Class Funk drenched in classic Sour Diesel gas, finished with Jet Fuel Gelato smoothness. The result is a loud, complex terp profile with maximum frost and knockout potency.

Tier: First Cut Exclusive Exotics

Type: Hybrid

Testing: 31% – 33% THC

Genetics: Sour Diesel x GMO x Jet Fuel Gelato

Grow: Indoor | In-House Local Diesel Farm

Harvest: Single One-Time Small Batch

🚨 Only a handful of pounds available. No guaranteed reruns.

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👀 ABSURD BAG APPEAL

These buds are visually unreal. You don’t need a filter — the frost does all the talking.

Expect:
❄️ White iced-out trichome coverage
💜 Bright, vibrant purple hues
🔥 Long, popping orange hairs
✨ Purple & white colorway that shines

Break a nug open and it’s a full snowstorm inside — thick resin glands stacked on top of each other, dripping in trichomes. This is top-tier indoor exotic flower, no debate.

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🤏 PERFECT CURE — MELTS IN YOUR HANDS

The cure on DIESEL’S FUNK is immaculate.

Dense but ultra-soft

Buds peel apart effortlessly

Trichomes stretch into long sticky strings

Fingers instantly glued after one squeeze

These buds don’t crumble — they melt. Fresh, sticky, and alive with resin. Exactly how high-grade indoor should feel.

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👃 LOUD TERPS — PURE FUNK & GAS

Open the bag and the room changes instantly.

This strain is LOUD loud.

Expect a funky, gassy, skunky stank that smacks you in the face:
⛽ Sour Diesel gas up front
🧄 GMO funk underneath
🔥 Jet Fuel fuel notes rounding it out

It’s bold, offensive (in the best way), and exactly what real smokers chase. The kind of smell that makes people stop and stare.

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💨 SMOKE & EXPERIENCE

The smoke is thick, smooth, and heavy, with flavor that coats your palate and stays loud from start to finish. Potency hits fast — no surprise with 31%+ testing and trichomes stacked this deep.

This is high-impact, elite-level smoke meant for those who appreciate true exotics.

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🏆 DIESEL’S CHOICE | AWARD-WINNING QUALITY

DIESEL’S FUNK is Diesel’s Choice for a reason. This strain represents years of experience, dialing genetics, and perfecting indoor craft. We’re extremely proud of the Diesel team for creating something this special from seed to jar.

This is:
💎 In-house bred
🌱 In-house grown
🔥 Award-winning
🚨 Extremely limited

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🚨 FINAL CALL

This is a one-time, single-harvest drop of a rare, unique in-house strain. Once this batch sells out, there is no restock planned — and we may never see it again unless we get lucky enough to run another batch in the future.

If you want:
✔️ Real gas
✔️ Heavy funk
✔️ Insane frost
✔️ Perfect cure
✔️ True First Cut Exotics

DIESEL’S FUNK is a must-cop.

🔥⛽ DIESEL’S FUNK ⛽🔥
First Cut Exclusive Exotics — Built Different.
Grab it now while you still can. 💨

Lab-Test & COA Available