GREEN CRACK

Top Shelf Tier

Sativa

Testing: 27.54%

Light Green Bright Frosty Big Dense Buds

Purple Capped Leafs With Popping Orange Hairs

Dense With Great Bud Structure & Fresh

Boutique Exotic Quality — Now at Top Shelf Pricing

Smell: Hazey Gassy Aroma

Limited One Time Drop - Will Not Be Restocked

Grown Indoor At New California Farm

Amazing Choice At Our Top Shelf Selection! Boutique Exotic Quality Level At Top Shelf Pricing! Don't Miss This Drop It Will Not Be Restocked - One Time Harvest

🚨 A True Classic Sativa — Hard To Find In Today’s Market

In a world flooded with candy crosses and dessert hybrids, true old-school sativas are becoming rare.

This is GREEN CRACK — the legendary daytime powerhouse that built its name on pure energy, clarity, and sharp focus. A strain that serious smokers recognize instantly… and one that’s getting harder and harder to find done right.

We brought it back the right way.

And here’s the twist — this batch came out so fire it easily qualifies as Boutique Exotic Tier quality, but we dropped it into our Top Shelf pricing tier so everyone can lock in.

This is premium exotic-level flower at a price point that makes zero sense for the quality.

🌱 Grown Indoor At Our New California Farm

This one comes straight from our new indoor California facility — dialed-in climate control, precision feeding, slow dry, and proper cure.

No rushed harvests.
No loose structure.
No dull terps.

Just fully matured, terp-rich, resin-loaded Green Crack grown the way it was meant to be.

💎 Bag Appeal — Bright, Frosted, Loud

The visuals on this batch are next level.

• Light vibrant green base
• Purple-capped sugar leaves
• Thick, popping orange hairs
• Dense, chunky structure
• Completely coated in frosty trichomes

The buds are big, tight, and structured beautifully — no airy sativa fluff here. These are dense, well-formed colas with serious resin production.

Break one open and you’ll see that sticky interior shine.

👃 Aroma — Hazey Gas With That Classic Snap

Open the jar and it hits instantly:

⛽ Sharp hazey gas
🌿 Classic old-school sativa funk
🍋 Subtle citrus brightness
🔥 Clean, pungent nose that lingers

It’s not candy. It’s not dessert. It’s that nostalgic, loud, unmistakable Green Crack terp profile that seasoned smokers crave.

That hazey gassy aroma punches through the bag every time.

⚡ Effects — Elite Daytime Firepower

Testing at 27.54% THC, this batch hits with strength and clarity.

Expect:

⚡ Fast cerebral onset
🧠 Clear-headed focus and motivation
🚀 Energizing, mood-lifting buzz
💬 Social, creative, productive vibes

This is the type of sativa that gets you moving. Perfect for daytime sessions, gym runs, creative projects, or staying sharp without feeling weighed down.

No couch lock.
No burnout crash.
Just clean, classic sativa elevation.

🏆 Boutique Exotic Quality — Top Shelf Pricing

Let’s be clear:

This batch easily meets our Boutique Exotic standards in structure, frost, terpene loudness, and potency.

But instead of pricing it in the boutique tier…

We dropped it into Top Shelf to make it accessible.

Why?

Because classic strains like this deserve to be enjoyed — not gatekept.

You’re getting:

✅ Indoor-grown California quality
✅ 27.54% potency
✅ Exotic-level bag appeal
✅ Classic hard-to-find genetics
✅ Limited one-time harvest

At Top Shelf pricing.

That doesn’t happen often.

⚠️ Limited One-Time Drop — No Restock

This was a single harvest run.

When it’s gone:
• No rerun
• No backstock
• No restock

Green Crack done properly is rare in today’s market — and this indoor batch won’t sit long.

Especially at this price tier.

🔥 GREEN CRACK 🔥

Classic Sativa Energy.
Hazey Gas Terps.
Boutique Exotic Quality.
Top Shelf Price.

One-time indoor California harvest.

👉 If you’ve been waiting for a real-deal sativa classic to hit the menu again — this is the one.

Lab-Test & COA