DIESEL'S JUNKY

AKA: Cap Junky

First Cut Exclusive Exotics

Hybrid

Testing: 28.99% - 31.63%

Limited Small Batch Drop

Grown Indoor Living Soil | In House Diesel Farm

Strain Genetic Cross: (Alien Cookies x Kush Mintz) x Cap Junky

High Grade Indoor Super Exotics

Holy Sh*t Type Quality | Jaw Dropping Next Level

White Bright Frozen Iced Out Trichome Nugs

Buds Melt In Your Hands Perfect Cure - Almost Too Soft & Fresh

Super Bright White Color From So Much Trichomes Orange Hairs

Blue Capped Leafs With Purple Sprinkles & Long Orange Hairs

Super Sticky - Squeeze The Buds Watch Trichomes Stretch Apart

Perfect Cure!! Immaculate! Buds Will Fall Apart In Your Hands!

LOUD SMELL: Sweet Gassy Funky Skunky Stank With Tropical Vibes & minty Afternotes (Super Loud Smell)

Terps Out Of This World!!

DIESEL'S CHOICE - CERTIFIED QUALITY - MEMBERS ONLY DROP

Award Wining Strain! This is a in-house grown and bred strain by our team and master grower at our local in-house farm with only 1 single harvest grown and couple pounds on hand this will go fast and not be restocked, this is the type of strain you hold onto as a personal stash for as long as possible. This is a new age twist on the favorite Cap Junky strain. Our team took Cap Junky and double backcrossed it with a different pheno of Cap Junky to bring out  a Crazy out of this world strain. Checks every box and some! Grab it before it is gone and never comes back this strain will be talked about long after it is gone. The media does not do it any justice!

🚨👑🔥 DIESEL’S JUNKY

AKA: CAP JUNKY — FIRST CUT EXCLUSIVE EXOTICS

THIS IS NOT JUST A STRAIN. THIS IS A STATEMENT.

There are normal drops…
There are fire drops…
And then there are once-in-a-career, once-in-a-blue-moon, “remember-where-you-were-when-you-smoked-it” drops.

👉 Diesel’s Junky is THAT strain.

This is a single-harvest, ultra-limited, in-house living soil masterpiece that pushes every single category to the absolute limit:
Looks. Smell. Cure. Potency. Flavor. Bag appeal. Effects.
It doesn’t just check boxes — it deletes the list and creates a new standard.

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🏆 AWARD-WINNING, IN-HOUSE BRED, NEVER REPEATED

This is:

🌱 Grown Indoor in Living Soil

🧪 In-House Diesel Farm

🧬 In-House Bred & Selected

🧑🌾 Master Grower Cultivated

🏆 Award-Winning Genetics

🚨 ONE SINGLE HARVEST

⚠️ Only a few pounds exist

❌ WILL NEVER BE RESTOCKED

Once this is gone… that’s it. Forever.

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🧬 GENETICS: A MONSTER WAS CREATED

(Alien Cookies x Kush Mintz) x Cap Junky
Then… we didn’t stop there.

We took Cap Junky and double backcrossed it with a different Cap Junky pheno to pull out something completely unhinged:

🔥 More frost
🔥 Louder terps
🔥 Better structure
🔥 Stronger effects
🔥 Insane bag appeal

This is a new-age evolution of Cap Junky — familiar but lightyears ahead.

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🧊 APPEARANCE: STRAIGHT-UP UNREAL

This is “is this even real?” flower:

❄️ White, bright, frozen trichome nuked buds

💎 So frosty they look dipped in sugar and rolled in diamonds

🧬 Blue-capped leaves with purple sprinkles

🧡 Long, bright orange hairs

✨ Almost glowing white from trichome coverage

🤯 Squeeze the bud and watch the trichomes stretch apart

These buds are so fresh and perfectly cured they:

MELT in your hands.
Fall apart under their own weight.
Almost too soft to believe.

This is museum-grade flower.

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🧈 CURE: LITERALLY IMMACULATE

Let’s be very clear:

🟢 Perfect moisture

🟢 Zero dryness

🟢 Zero wetness

🟢 Sticky, spongy, fluffy

🟢 Buds fall apart when you touch them

This is the kind of cure you almost never see anymore.

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👃 TERPS: OUT. OF. THIS. WORLD.

🚨 THIS IS A LOUD STRAIN. NOT KINDA LOUD. NOT PRETTY LOUD. SUPER LOUD.

Open the jar and get punched in the face with:

⛽ Sweet gassy funk

🦨 Skunky stank

🌴 Tropical weirdness

🌿 Minty, icy finish

It’s:

Sweet. Funky. Gassy. Skunky. Tropical. Minty.
All at once.
And it fills the entire room instantly.

🔥 Terps are legitimately ridiculous.

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💥 POTENCY: SERIOUSLY NOT FOR BEGINNERS

🧪 Testing: 28.99% – 31.63%

🚀 Heavy, fast-hitting euphoria

🛋️ Deep, satisfying body melt

🧠 Clear but powerful head change

🕰️ Long-lasting, memorable high

This is “cancel your plans” smoke.

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🏷️ FIRST CUT EXCLUSIVE EXOTICS — DIESEL’S CHOICE

👑 MEMBERS ONLY DROP
👑 CERTIFIED DIESEL QUALITY
👑 PERSONAL STASH TIER

This is the one the team is keeping for themselves.
This is the one everyone who tested it is hoarding.

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📝 NOTE FROM THE OWNER

“This is the one… trust me.
The quality is beyond guaranteed. Everyone we let try this is already buying as much as they can to stash. We only have a handful of pounds and a single harvest — this will go fast.

The terps are ridiculous. The cure is immaculate. The potency is next level. It brings you back to those old-school strains we all fell in love with, but with a new-age twist that will leave you speechless.

If you don’t know which First Cut Exotic to grab… this is the one you want before anything else.”

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📦 PRODUCT DETAILS

Strain: Diesel’s Junky (Cap Junky)

Tier: First Cut Exclusive Exotics

Type: Hybrid

Genetics: (Alien Cookies x Kush Mintz) x Cap Junky

THC: 28.99% – 31.63%

Grow: Indoor Living Soil – In-House Diesel Farm

Batch: Single Harvest, Few Pounds Only

Look: White frozen trichome nuked, blue & purple hues, orange hairs

Cure: Immaculate, soft, sticky, buds melt in hand

Aroma: Sweet gassy funky skunky tropical mint stank

Drop: Members Only – Never Repeated

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⚠️ FINAL WARNING

🚨 THIS WILL SELL OUT FAST.
🚨 THIS WILL NEVER COME BACK.
🚨 THIS STRAIN WILL BE TALKED ABOUT AFTER IT’S GONE.

This is:
💎 Collector flower
🔥 Personal stash flower
🏆 Legend-tier flower

Lab-Test & COA