ICE CREAM RUNTZ

First Cut Exclusive Exotics

Indica

Testing: 27.28% - 30.07%

Limited Small Batch Drop

Grown Indoor In-House Diesel Farm

Strain Genetic Cross: Ice Cream Cake x Runtz

High Grade Indoor Super Exotics

Super Frozen Frosty Ice Crystal Buds Popping Trichomes

Bright Vibrant Snow Ice Storm Nugs Long Orange Hairs

Buds Melt In Your Hands Perfect Cure

Very Organic Super Fluffy But Dense Soft Foxtailing Buds

Super Sticky - Squeeze The Buds Watch Trichomes Stretch 

SMELL: Sweet Skunky Creamy Runtz Stank Loud

DIESEL'S CHOICE - CERTIFIED QUALITY - MEMBERS ONLY DROP

This is real-deal, jaw-on-the-floor flower.
ICE CREAM RUNTZ is one of those strains you almost don’t believe is real until it’s in your hands — the kind of bud that looks like it was pulled straight out of a movie scene or a High Times cover and somehow still looks better in person.

This is First Cut Exclusive Exotic quality at a discounted price, and honestly… it makes no sense. But we did it anyway — for our loyal members.

🧬 ELITE GENETICS • SMALL BATCH PERFECTION

Grown 100% indoor at our in-house Diesel Farm, this batch was hand-grown, hand-cured, and hand-trimmed by our master grower in a very small batch, one-time harvest. No shortcuts. No mass production. Just pure craft.

Tier: First Cut Exclusive Exotics

Type: Indica

Testing: 27.28% – 30.07% THC

Grow: Indoor | In-House Diesel Farm

Drop: Limited Small Batch | One-Time Harvest

🚨 Will NOT be restocked unless we get lucky! Once it’s gone, that’s it.

👀 UNREAL BAG APPEAL — SNOWSTORM STATUS

Let’s be blunt: these buds are STUPID fire.

ICE CREAM RUNTZ is so frosty it looks WHITE. Not light green. Not pale. WHITE, from the insane amount of frozen trichomes stacked on every surface. This is a full-on snow ice storm of a nug.

Expect:
❄️ Super frozen, crystal-coated buds
✨ Trichomes popping everywhere
🔥 Long, vibrant orange hairs
💜 Purple-capped leaves tucked under layers of frost
🌿 Organic structure with natural foxtailing tips

These buds are light, fluffy, yet dense, and incredibly soft. Squeeze them and they squish, melt, and slowly rebound, with trichomes stretching off your fingers.

🤏 PERFECT CURE — MELTS IN YOUR HANDS

The cure on this batch is beyond perfect.

Extremely fresh

Soft, pillowy texture

Buds peel apart clean, never crumble

Fingers instantly sticky with resin strings stretching

Break a nug open and the inside is even more iced out than the outside. Pure frost, front to back.

👃 TERPS THAT GO CRAZY

Open the jar and you’re hit with LOUD Ice Cream Runtz stank.

Expect:
🍦 Sweet creamy dessert notes
🦨 Skunky funk
🍬 Classic Runtz candy backbone

It’s sweet, creamy, and loud, with that unmistakable Runtz gas that fills the room instantly.

💨 SMOKE & EXPERIENCE

The smoke is smooth, rich, and flavorful, with thick clouds and terp retention from first hit to last. Potency hits exactly how you’d expect from a 30% testing First Cut Exotic — strong, clean, and satisfying.

This is the kind of flower you smoke and immediately think:
“Yeah… I should’ve grabbed more.”

💎 WHY THIS DROP IS DIFFERENT

🌱 In-house grown (not outsourced)

✂️ Hand-trimmed & hand-cured

❄️ Some of the frostiest buds you will ever see

🚨 One-time harvest only

📝 NOTE FROM THE OWNER

“In today’s market, everyone is mass-producing flower and racing to the bottom.
We’re doing the opposite — hand-growing some of the loudest, perfectly cured organic buds you can find anywhere.
That’s why people know us for our flower and especially our First Cut Exotics.
This comes directly from our in-house farm to you — not pre-packaged, not old, not sitting on shelves for months.
Quality is beyond guaranteed. Thank you for the support.”

🚨 FINAL WORD

This is a rare opportunity to grab top-tier First Cut Exotic flower at a discounted price — and it will not last. VERY VERY LIMITED DROP!!

🍦❄️ ICE CREAM RUNTZ ❄️🍦
White-out frost • Perfect cure • Loud creamy Runtz terps

Once it’s gone… you’ll understand why people keep asking for it.
Grab it now — and trust us — you’ll wish you bought more. 💨🔥

Lab-Test & COA