Alien Banana OG | Top Shelf | Flower | ON SALE

ALIEN BANANA OG

Top Shelf Tier

Hybrid

Cross Genetics: Tahoe OG x Alien Kush x Banana OG

Total: 28.59%

Funky Colorful Frosty Green Hairy Buds

Perfect Cure Very Fresh & Sticky

Light Stank OG Smell Hints of Banana

Limited One Time Harvest Drop

California Farm Grown All Organic

ON SALE: only $108 for 28g when you use code FLOWER at checkout

👽🍌 ALIEN BANANAS OG — OUT OF THIS WORLD TOP SHELF FIRE 

Strap in and get ready to blast off — because Alien Bananas OG just touched down at Diesel Dispensary, and it’s unlike anything you’ve ever smoked. This is cosmic-level cannabis — a rare, intergalactic cross that brings otherworldly terps, next-level frost, and visual bag appeal that will stop you in your tracks. 🚀💨

If you’ve been searching for something new, loud, and straight-up alien-tier exotic, this is it. Alien Bananas OG is top shelf perfection — grown organically on our famous California farm, cured to absolute mastery, and now available at a crazy low members-only sale price that’s guaranteed to fly off the shelf.

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💎 THE STRAIN — COSMIC CRAFTSMANSHIP
This one’s special — a rare hybrid strain that blends that unmistakable OG gas with a sweet banana cream twist and funky alien funk undertones. The result is a balanced powerhouse that hits hard but smooth — cerebral, euphoric, and deeply relaxing all at once.

With 28.59% total cannabinoids, this is not your average flower. It’s potent, flavorful, and unforgettable. One joint of Alien Bananas OG will have you floating through the galaxy — happy, mellow, and locked into pure bliss.

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🌈 THE LOOK — TRULY OUT OF THIS WORLD
You’ve never seen buds like this. Alien Bananas OG is pure eye candy:

Bright lime green nugs with splashes of purple and gold

Crazy orange, red, and amber pistils popping from every angle

Dripping in silver-white frost so thick it looks like the buds have been frozen in space

Every nug is chunky yet fluffy, perfectly cured, and hand-trimmed for that true top shelf presentation. These buds break apart beautifully — sticky, soft, and shimmering with trichomes that glisten under any light. When we say fresh, we mean it — these buds practically melt between your fingers.

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👃 THE NOSE — BANANA CREAM × OG FUNK × ALIEN GAS
Crack open a jar and prepare to be hit with a wave of funky, fruity madness. The first scent that jumps out is sweet banana taffy and cream, quickly followed by deep OG earth and skunky alien gas. It’s both dessert-sweet and powerfully dank — a unique combo that fills the room instantly.

Once you break a nug open, the aroma intensifies — layers of citrus peel, vanilla, and musky funk pour out, letting you know you’re holding something special. It’s exotic, it’s loud, and it’s exactly what true connoisseurs crave. 🍌⛽

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💨 THE SMOKE — SMOOTH, SWEET, AND STRONG
The flavor follows the nose perfectly: creamy banana inhale, gassy OG exhale, and a lingering sweetness that coats your tongue. Each hit is smooth and thick, burning clean with white ash — a mark of true California craftsmanship.

The high hits in waves — euphoric and uplifting at first, then slowly melting into a calming, blissed-out body buzz that feels warm and weightless. Perfect for evenings, creative sessions, or simply escaping reality for a while.

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🌿 THE SOURCE — HANDCRAFTED BY OUR FAMOUS CALI FARM
Our Alien Bananas OG comes straight from our boutique California cultivation facility, where every plant is grown organically in living soil for peak terpene expression and smooth flavor. This is small-batch, hands-on cannabis done right — no shortcuts, no compromise.

The final result? Flower that’s alive with terps, rich in color, and coated in frost so heavy it looks dusted in moon dust. 🌕

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💰 ON SALE — ONE TIME DEAL YOU CAN’T MISS
Right now, Alien Bananas OG is ON SALE for only $108 for a full 28g (1oz) when you use code FLOWER at checkout. That’s top shelf, 28% testing Cali-grown exotics at an unbeatable price point.

We don’t run sales like this often, and with a strain this unique, it’s guaranteed to sell out fast. Once it’s gone, it’s gone — no restock, no second drop, no backorder.

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🚨 LIMITED SUPPLY — SMALL BATCH EXOTIC 🚨
This was a limited run — only a handful of pounds harvested from our most recent Cali crop. Each jar comes from the same small-batch lot, so quality and consistency are dialed in to perfection.

Our last top-shelf drops sold out in less than 48 hours, and this one’s already moving fast. If you want to experience true boutique-grade exotic flower at a discount price, don’t wait.

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💨 STRAIN DETAILS:

Strain: Alien Bananas OG

Type: Hybrid / Indica Leaning

Testing: 28.59%

Tier: Top Shelf Tier

Origin: California Organic Farm (Living Soil Grown)

Aroma: Banana cream × OG gas × alien funk

Flavor: Sweet banana dessert with diesel undertones

Appearance: Bright green, multicolored hairs, ice-white frost

Effect: Euphoric, relaxing, spacey calm

Perfect For: Evenings, creative relaxation, and those who love something weirdly wonderful

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👽🍌 ALIEN BANANAS OG — OUT OF THIS WORLD, DOWN TO EARTH PRICE.
Top shelf Cali-grown exotic flower with insane bag appeal, heavy frost, and unforgettable banana OG gas — all for just $108 with code “FLOWER.”

Don’t miss your chance to grab this cosmic boutique strain before it vanishes into orbit.
💨 Only at Diesel Dispensary — while supplies last.

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