First Class Funk | Top Shelf | Flower | ON SALE

FIRST CLASS FUNK

Top Shelf Tier

Hybrid

Total: 30.19%

Bright Green Purple Frosty Buds

Very Colorful Icey & Funky 

Limited Supply One Time Harvest Drop

Grown Indoor Oregon Farm

ON SALE - When you grab 28g or more you get a discounted price point starting at only $135 for 28g before any discount codes you may have - use discount code FLOWER and get it down to $108 for 28g

Boarding now for flavor, funk, and straight gas.
FIRST CLASS FUNK lives up to the name in every way — loud, colorful, icy, and dripping with that classic funky earthy stank real smokers chase. This is a Top Shelf Hybrid straight from an indoor Oregon farm, delivered as a one-time harvest drop with very limited supply and serious value pricing.

If you’re hunting for high-quality funky gas without paying full top-shelf tax, this one is a no-brainer.

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🧬 STRAIN OVERVIEW

Tier: Top Shelf

Type: Hybrid

Testing: 30.19%

Grow: Indoor – Oregon

Drop: Limited Supply | One-Time Harvest

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🌈 BAG APPEAL – COLOR FOR DAYS 🌈

The first thing you’ll notice is the insane visual contrast.
These buds are big, chunky, and vibrant, showing off:

Bright, lively neon green flowers

Deep purple colorways popping throughout

Thick, fiery orange hairs

Heavy blanket of icy white trichomes

Extremely frosty, colorful, and funky-looking — this strain looks just as loud as it smokes.

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👃 AROMA & TERPS – FUNK FOR REAL SMOKERS 👃

Open the bag and you’re hit with that raw, funky, earthy gas.
Not candy. Not sweet. Just straight-up funk.

Earthy funk base

Gassy undertones

Slightly musky, old-school flavor profile

the kind true funk lovers appreciate immediately.

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❄️ FROST & TEXTURE ❄️

These buds are very icy and super frosty, coated in visible trichomes from top to bottom. The cure leans slightly on the dryer side, but does NOT affect potency, flavor, or overall quality — if anything, it makes these buds grind perfectly and burn clean.

Fresh from a brand new Oregon harvest, loud out the bag, and ready to smoke.

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💥 EFFECTS – BALANCED & POTENT 💥

With THC testing up to 30%, FIRST CLASS FUNK delivers a strong, balanced hybrid experience:

Immediate head change

Relaxing body feel without couch lock

Great for day-to-day smoking or evening sessions

Potent but smooth 

Perfect for smokers who want gas that hits hard but doesn’t knock you out.

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💸 ON SALE – INSANE OZ DEAL 💸

This is where FIRST CLASS FUNK really shines.

🔥 28g Pricing:

$135 for 28g (before discounts)

Use code FLOWER at checkout

💥 Only $108 for a full ounce

That’s Top Shelf Funk at a budget-friendly price point, especially for this quality.

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⚠️ LIMITED SUPPLY – ONE TIME ONLY ⚠️

This is a single harvest drop. Once it’s gone, there will be no restock.

If you’re looking for:

Funky gas

Heavy frost

Loud earthy terps

And a crazy ounce deal

👉 Don’t wait. Grab it while it’s available.

FIRST CLASS FUNK — fly high without paying first-class prices. 🔥✈️

Lab-Test & COA