GAS FACE

First Cut Exclusive

Indica/Hybrid

Cali Craft Indoor Super Exotics

Bred By Seed Junky Genetics

Testing: 26.88% - 30.93%

Limited Small Batch Drop

Living Soil Organics

Super Loud Overwhelming Smell

Strain Cross: Face Mintz x Biscotti x Sherbet 

💨 GAS FACE — PURE PRESSURE. PURE FUEL. PURE EXOTIC FIRE.

When we say GAS FACE, we mean it. One whiff of this strain and you’ll literally make the face. That deep, eye-squinting, “damn that’s loud” kind of face — because this drop is straight pressure from start to finish.

Bred by the legendary Seed Junky Genetics, this Hybrid-Indica masterpiece delivers a pure gas bomb experience that’s been dialed in to perfection by our famous Cali indoor small-batch farm. Organically grown in living soil, meticulously hand-trimmed, and cured with care — this is the kind of flower that proves why Diesel Dispensary is the home of true exotics.

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⛽ THE TERPS – PURE GAS, FUNK & SHERBERT PUNCH

Get ready for a nose-melting terpene overload. GAS FACE doesn’t whisper — it shouts. Open the jar and you’ll instantly be hit with an explosion of high-octane diesel, raw skunk, and a touch of sweet sherbet fruit punch that balances the funk perfectly.

Aroma Breakdown:
🚗 Straight fuel fumes — pungent, raw, eye-watering gas
🦨 Deep skunky funk — rich, earthy, and musky
🍧 Sherb punch sweetness — creamy fruit on the backend
🔥 Diesel-meets-dessert perfection — layered and intoxicating

This is that “you can smell it through the bag” kind of loud. Just cracking a nug is enough to fill a room. The terps on this batch are insane — heavy, thick, and impossible to hide.

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💎 THE LOOK – PURE EXOTIC PERFECTION

Visually? GAS FACE is breathtaking. These buds glow with exotic vibrance — a perfect mix of deep purples, lime greens, and fiery orange hairs, all dusted with a thick frost of trichomes that make it look dipped in sugar and snow.

❄️ Insanely frosty, resin-dripping trichomes that sparkle under light

💜 Rich purple hues blended with bright neon greens

🧡 Vibrant orange pistils bursting from every angle

🤲 Sticky, soft, and squishy — buds that melt between your fingers

When you break it apart, you’ll see foxtailing tips and crystal-coated interiors that scream small-batch, organic perfection — not the overpacked, machine-trimmed stuff. Every nug feels alive — bursting with freshness, terps, and oils that cling to your hands.

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⚗️ THE FEEL & SMOKE – HEAVY, SMOOTH, AND STICKY SWEET

The smoke? Creamy, dense, and smooth.
Each hit brings that classic OG diesel punch layered with a sweet, lingering creaminess that coats your mouth.

💨 Thick clouds with that deep gas flavor

🧠 Head rush that hits within seconds

🧘♂️ Relaxing, full-body melt that takes over next

🎨 Creative, euphoric, and sedative in waves

The effects come on hard and heavy — a perfect combo of uplift and couch-lock, giving you that classic indica calm while keeping the mind buzzing in bliss. You’ll be zoned in but melted out, exactly what a true exotic hybrid should feel like.

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🌱 GROWN THE DIESEL WAY – SMALL BATCH EXCELLENCE

This First Cut Exclusive was cultivated using our signature Cali small-batch indoor method, grown with:
🌿 Living soil organics — no bottled junk, just clean, rich nutrients
💡 Perfect indoor lighting for dense, resin-rich growth
✂️ Hand-trimmed care for flawless presentation
🧊 Cold cure & slow dry to lock in terps and potency

This level of quality doesn’t happen by accident — it’s the result of true craft cultivation. Each cola was given attention, each nug inspected, each jar filled only with the absolute best.

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⚡ LIMITED ONE-TIME HARVEST – NEVER TO RETURN

There’s no second run. No backups. No restocks.
This is a one-time harvest from our private indoor facility — a true First Cut Exclusive. Once these jars are gone, they’re gone for good.

And trust us — this one will fly off the shelf. The Diesel Family already knows what happens when a gas-heavy Seed Junky drop hits the menu.

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💰 ON SALE – BECAUSE WE LOVE OUR DIESEL FAMILY

Normally, this kind of quality sits firmly in the Super Exotic Boutique Tier, but for this drop, we’re hooking up the fam — on sale, at a steal.
💥 Use code “FLOWER” at checkout for 20% OFF to make this even more of a no-brainer.

This is your chance to grab top-tier, hand-crafted, award-winning-level quality at a discounted price point that’ll have you double-checking your cart in disbelief.

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🏁 WHY YOU NEED GAS FACE

✅ Bred by Seed Junky Genetics – elite exotic lineage
✅ 27%+ THC – extremely potent hybrid-indica
✅ Explosive terp profile – gas, diesel, sherb funk
✅ Living soil, Cali craft indoor, hand-trimmed perfection
✅ Thick, sticky frost and colorful bag appeal
✅ One-time drop – zero restock
✅ On Sale + 20% OFF with code “FLOWER”

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💨 FINAL WORD — GAS FACE IS STRAIGHT PRESSURE

GAS FACE isn’t just another “gassy strain.” This is THE gas strain — a Seed Junky masterpiece refined by our Diesel Craft team into small-batch perfection. From the nose-blasting terps to the sticky frost, this drop redefines what true exotic gas flower should be.

If you crave loud, heavy, fuel-soaked funk that makes your eyes water and your body melt — this is it.
Don’t think. Don’t wait. Don’t scroll past it.

Because once this sells out (and it will fast), you’ll be wishing you grabbed more.

🔥 GAS FACE – Pure pressure. Pure Diesel. Only at Diesel Dispensary.

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