LA Cookies | First Cut Exotics | Flower

LA COOKIES

First Cut Exclusive Exotics

Hybrid/Indica

Strain Genetic Cross: Girl Scout Cookies x OG Kush Breath

Testing: 26.16% - 29.92%

Limited Small Batch Drop

Grown in California

High Grade Indoor Super Exotics

Rainbow Colorful Huge Buds Sticky & Potent

True Next Level Super Exotics & Very Loud Smell

Organic Foxtailing Big Buds Soft Fluffy & Dense

Very Limited One Time Harvest Rare Drop Will Not Last Long

DIESEL'S CHOICE STRAIN - AWARD WINNING

LA COOKIES – FIRST CUT SUPER EXOTICS
Cali Living-Soil Indoor | Ultra Rare One-Time Drop

If you want jaw-dropping, mind-melting, stop-you-in-your-tracks quality, this is the strain. LA Cookies is the newest crown jewel of our First Cut Exotics line—hand-crafted in ultra-small batches at our famous living-soil Cali indoor grow. This is true micro-batch exotic flower, grown with obsessive care, cured like a piece of art, and released only once. After this drop, it’s gone forever.

This isn’t “top shelf” or "exotic" | This is beyond exotics—the kind of flower that makes every other strain look average.

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🌈 LOOKS: UNREAL RAINBOW COLORWAY + FOXTail HEAT

These buds are so insane they don’t even look real. Expect:

Huge chunky fresh buds stacked with massive foxtailing crowns

Bright purple, neon orange, deep red, and cool emerald greens all woven together

Layer after layer of icy-white frost like they were dipped in powdered sugar

A bud structure so perfect you’d think it was photoshopped

Pick one up and squeeze it—
It’s so fresh and resin-loaded it literally melts in your fingers.

Pull your fingers away and watch long, stretchy strings of trichomes trail behind like warm caramel…
Yes. It’s that sticky.

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👃 TERPS: OVERWHELMING, FACE-SMACKING, ROOM-FILLING LOUDNESS

Open the bag and you don’t get a smell—you get hit with a wall of terps so heavy it steals your breath.

A terp profile straight out of a dessert shop collided with a skunk den:

Sweet fruity stanky cherry gas

Heavy cookie dough + biscoff

Creamy bakery sweetness

Deep skunky funk that lingers for minutes

A bright, loud, punchy aroma that fills a room instantly

This is the type of nose that makes people say “WHAT IS THAT?” from across the room.

You only get terps like this from flower that’s grown slow, cured right, and treated like a luxury product from seed to jar.

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🌱 GROWN LIKE REAL EXOTICS SHOULD BE

LA Cookies is produced in true connoisseur fashion:

Living soil, full organic, zero shortcuts

Cali indoor micro-batch—not mass produced

Hand-trimmed, hand-cured, slow-cured

First Cut Exotics tier, meaning only the absolute best tops get released

Single-harvest, never to return

If Pink Drink we recently had blew your mind, LA Cookies will obliterate your expectations. It’s on a whole different level.

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💥 THE EXPERIENCE: PURE EXOTIC POWER

Expect the full package:

A silky-smooth smoke bursting with sweet cookie-cherry flavor

Expansive skunky gas on the exhale

A deep, euphoric head high

A warm, heavy, blissful full-body melt

Long-lasting effects that remind you why true exotics exist

It checks every single box—and then creates brand-new boxes so it can check those too.

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🚨 EXTREMELY LIMITED • WILL SELL OUT FAST

We only have a handful of pounds.
This will not be restocked.
This is a single-run, one-time-only drop of true Cali small-batch fire.

If you miss it, you miss it forever.

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📝 NOTE FROM THE OWNER

“These buds are truly special—real-deal super exotics you simply can’t find on the market anymore. The quality is beyond anything I’ve seen all year. Foxtailing tips, overwhelming loud terps, melt-in-your-hand freshness… If I had to choose one strain right now, it would be this. Don’t sleep on it.”

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🔥 LA COOKIES – First Cut Exotics Perfection
Rare. Loud. Dripping in frost. Sticky beyond belief.
Grab it before someone else does.

Lab-Test & COA