Sour Cookie Crunch | First Cut Exclusive | Flower | ON SALE

🌈 SOUR COOKIE CRUNCH 🍪

One-Time Exclusive Drop

TIER: First Cut Exclusive

STRAIN TYPE: Hybrid
GROWN IN: Living Soil Pots

TESTING: 29.52%
SOURCE: In-House Farm 🚜
Small Batch | Single Run

STRAIN CROSS: Sour Diesel x Girl Scout Cookies x Captin Crunch

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SALE PRICE - Priced at Boutique Tier Pricing - Limited Drop

 

🌱 Welcome to the Crunch

Introducing Sour Cookie Crunch, a First Cut Exclusive bred and grown 100% in-house using living soil cultivation. This is not your average hybrid—this is a handcrafted masterpiece born from passion, precision, and organic farming. Small batch? Absolutely. One-time drop? You already know. If you’re lucky enough to get your hands on it, consider it a rare gem. 💎

🔍 Bud Structure & Appearance

These nugs are pure visual insanity.
Expect:

Thick, fluffy, and perfectly cured buds that bounce back like a memory foam mattress 🛏️

A kaleidoscope of colors—deep purples, neon greens, fiery orange hairs, and hints of bubblegum pink on the inside when you crack them open 💖

Trichome overload—so frosty they look like they’ve been dipped in sugar ❄️✨

Exceptional bag appeal—each nug looks like it belongs in a gallery

 

👃 Aroma & Terp Profile – “Stupid Loud”

The second you pop the pack open, it’s over.
This strain screams from the bag with a wild blend of:

Sour punch upfront—sharp, citrusy tang that hits your nose hard 🍋💥

Sweet doughy cookie base—think sugar cookies fresh out the oven 🍪🧈

Back-end funk—a savory gas note that rounds it out with depth and complexity ⛽️

Peeling the bud reveals a burst of sour and cakey aroma so strong, it’ll leave your mouth watering and your eyes wide. These terps are next level—and they’re not shy. 👃💨

 

🔥 Smoking Experience

Sour Cookie Crunch delivers a flavor explosion that mirrors its aroma, with thick, syrupy clouds and a balanced high that’s as functional as it is euphoric. Smooth on the inhale, but potent enough to remind you why you don’t miss a Diesel drop. Expect:

A strong initial head rush with creative spark and mental clarity 💡

Followed by a smooth body buzz that relaxes without sedation 🛋️

Great for day or night, chill sessions, or simply showing off some wild nugs to your crew

 

🍼 Special Edition — One & Done

This is a unicorn strain—grown in limited quantity, in a controlled living soil environment, and harvested with obsessive care. Once it’s gone, it’s gone. We may never have this cut again, and trust us—you’re going to miss it if you wait.

 

💸 Bulk Pricing (While It Lasts)

Half Pound (8oz): $950

Full Pound (16oz): $1800

Available for a limited time. No restocks. No re-runs. No regrets. 🫡

 

📦 FINAL THOUGHTS

You’re not just buying bud—you’re securing a work of art from our inner circle. Sour Cookie Crunch is the type of strain you tell stories about, the kind you save a nug of just to admire later. From its alien pink interior to its cookie-sour punch combo, this is a Diesel legend in the making.

Get it before it's gone. 🍪💨

 

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